Auntie’s Circle – $9.99 Monthly Membership

Auntie Circle Tier – $9.99/month

Not everyone is an Auntie. But you can still be in the circle. This membership is for anyone who’s ever needed a little extra love, laughter or low-key spiritual CPR. As your official Village Auntie™, I’ve packed this tier with hear, humor and hella healing. It’s the circle I wish we all had growing up – the kind where someone sends you tea when you’re sad, a sticker that says “keep going,” and a note that makes you cackle mid-breakdown.

Every month, you’ll get a Mystery Mailer. 

Inside? It’s a surprise. But always hand-packed with care. Expect a rotating mix of:

Teas (For your belly or your spirit)

Language cards in Xaad Kil or Lingít

Sass-positive stickers & wellness affirmations

Notes, phrases or tiny rituals that say: You Matter

Plus, because I’m not just sending vibes – I’m building community:

A 15% discount code every month (one-time use because Auntie’s still gotta pay rent)

Early access to product drops and launches

Your name honored on the Auntie Wall of Fame

A custom birthday surprise each year because you deserve to feel loved

And the knowledge that your support fuels the Haida Hustle – an unapologetically Indigenous, queer friendly, body positive, neurodivergent-affirming, trauma-informed ecosystem of art, culture and survival magic.

This isn’t just a subscription. It’s a seat at the kitchen table. A bundle of giggles and grief and goodness. A way to be held, even from far away.

So come sit with me. There’s tea on the stove. And a little something in the mail.